i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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