biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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