D3 body, D1 cock
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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