I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
