whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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