evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I think I am morally bankrupt
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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