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(330): View more from Ohio

I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night

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(904): View more from Florida

When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"

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(305): View more from Florida

So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?

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(949): View more from California

Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?

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(779): View more from Illinois

she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.

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(765): View more from Indiana

When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol

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