Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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