White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
BRING THE BAGELS
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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