come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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