it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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