Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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