SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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