K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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