Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
