Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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