How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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