we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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