tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Let's paint friendship bongs
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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