Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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