ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Barsexuality is the new black.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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