I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?