I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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