Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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