New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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