I just pynch a tree in the face
Someone shit on the floor
Too much gin, very little bucket
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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