i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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