We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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