TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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