I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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