My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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