Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
PANTIES FOUND
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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