How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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