i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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