We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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