She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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