maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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