so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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