Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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