did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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