margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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