I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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