the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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