She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm passing your future prison.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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