i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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