did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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