i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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