my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This is classic penis vs brain.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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