Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
