I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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