He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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