help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize