Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I fill condoms, not promises.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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