Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize