I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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