Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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